I Love Myself

Dude, I just had an amazing idea. However, it requires me to remind all of the non-existent readers what a big "South Park" fan I am. ....I like South Park a lot. OK, is that out of the way? Good.

Anyways, in case you haven't heard, a "Family Guy" episode about abortion or something was pulled a couple of months ago.

Now, since a show like "South Park" takes about six days to make and doesn't (in the words of the creators themselves) "sit on the shelf" for a long time, they would probably get away with something like an episode about abortion.

Still following me? Well, most South Park fans know that the creators (Trey Parker & Matt Stone) absolutely despise "Family Guy." So, why not just laugh in their face and make an abortion episode? No doubt Comedy Central would probably air it.

So, um... I just wasted my daily epiphany on that idea.

This is why I should be President.

-BJ

I Hate Hipsters

Kind of (one of my friends is kind of a hipster... I forgive her).

And elitists. (Cultural ones, that is... intellectual elitism is another subject of which I will rant about another day).

The story: I, being a super-awesome college student, was googling "hot topic sucks" earlier. (By sucks, I refer only to the SHIT they call products. You know, the clothes that last a week before falling apart.)Instead, I found a girl ranting about how Hot Topic is so "mainstream" and that if you want to NOT be "mainstream," you have to shop at thrift stores.

What the fuck?

You don't condemn things just because they are "mainstream." Sure, in my opinion most mainstream music sucks (I know I just jumped from Hot Topic to music... go with it), but not because a lot of people like it. I also know a ton of obscure bands that suck. And, of course, most of my favorites are fairly mainstream.

Even if a band or store is sucky mainstream crap, it's ridiculous to belittle the people that like it. Someone's personal preferences in one are don't determine their entire personality.*

So yeah. I pretty much wrote this blog for the post script.

Peace Out.
-TS

*Except for Twilight fans. Only brainless idiots like Twilight. If you like Twilight, it makes you a brainless idiot. Because only a brainless idiot could like Twilight.

I Hate People

I'm sure we probably have more than 1 blog with this particular title, but right now, my faith in humanity is dropping almost as fast as it was during the "TWILIGHT IZ AWSUM!!!111!8589!" Boom of 2006-2008.

OK, I have to wonder, does anybody actually know how to behave themselves these days? Does anyone know what the fuck respect means? (Lol, I put "fuck" and "respect" next to each other in a sentence.) Should I be worried when a Congressman of all people decides to shout during Obama's health care speech? Then attempts to defend himself by saying it was simply reflex.

Now, even I disagree with the including illegal aliens in the health care bill, but there are other, better times to tell OUR PRESIDENT that he's a big, fat, douche-y liar. I mean, I was even peeved a few months ago when someone threw a shoe at President Bush. (I will not, however, deny that I chuckled at the incident.)

So, some of America can't be satisfied with that. Kanye West decided to put the douchebag cherry on top of the douchebag sundae by interrupting Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech at the VMAs and basically telling her she wasn't worthy of the award.

Again, I will admit that Taylor Swift has only simple, but retarded lyrics and catchy tunes going for her music, but even I would have behaved better than that! I may be a total bitch when I'm blogging, but I know when to tone it down in public.

This is why I should be President.

-BJ