-Sigh- Ah, good ol' America.
Where we're more concerned that the vice presidential candidate is on Saturday Night Live rather than our economic depression.
Where the mentally handicapped are forced to take the same tests as those who learn at an average level.
Where we're SO concerned about smell, we'd rather use cancer-causing deodorants than just admit smelling not-that-great is just a natural part of the human body.
Where a man with larger boobs than I have can walk around shirtless, but I'd get arrested if I did the same thing.
Where the Southern States are falsely known for their hospitality.
Oh, hell yeah.
Suck on that, Europe!
*Whistles the tune to "America, Fuck Yeah!"*
This is why I should be President. (I'm patriotic! =P)
-BJ
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