It's almost that time again. Top Model LIVE BLOG OMGZ. Fuck yeah. Here's my prediction for the callout:

Teyona
Allison
Aminat

OR

Allison
Teyona
Aminat

I'm sorry to say that I won't tolerate my favorite girl leaving like I did last time. I'll turn the TV off and find something better to do if Allison isn't in the final 2. I know, that is SO dreadful! My nonexistent readers must be crying a river by now! (Not like Teyona, seriously, wtf kind of breakdown was that?! Somebody get Fo...)

This is why I should be President.

-BJ

I Hate Top Model

Crawling?

Crawling?

CRAWLING?!

CRAWLING?!!?!?!!

Please, Tyra. PLEASE tell me this cycle's final runway does NOT involve crawling.

Also, tell me Allison makes it to the final two and rocks it over Teyona. Please?

This is why I should be President.

-BJ