I Don't Hate Britney Spears!

Sure, she's a mess. A total trainwreck of a celebrity. Even worse than Nicole Richie or Paris Hilton (who did NOTHING to help her out except tell her that she needed to lose 5 pounds).

However, I still like her music (yeah, laugh all you want) and I really hope she gets through all the crap in her life. Admit it, Britney Spears doesn't mope around feeling sorry for herself; she makes comebacks! I kind of admire that, despite her awful condition.

Kevin doesn't care about their children! He dumps them on his parents (who like Britney better) and goes out to improve upon his non-existant career. Face it, nobody cares about K. Fed anymore. Had he not married Britney, he would still be a loser back-up dancer with absolutely no talent and no career ahead of him.

On that note, Justin Timberlake is also a cruel bastard who needs to suck on an egg. Then it will break and he will get salmonella. (I have no clue how to actually spell that disease).

So now I'm listening to "Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?" to get back at him even though I think he was in N*Sync. Honestly, I can't tell the difference. Maroon 5 for the win.

Britney Spears is now trying her hand at acting. She's not doing too bad and she just needs a little practice. So shut up. I agree with Chris Crocker that Britney should be left alone, but I'm kind of disappointed with the attention-whorish way he went about telling the world. Get your emotions of your chest before you post your angry youtube video.

This is why I should be President.

-TS and BJ