I REALLY HATE STEPHENIE MEYER!

Because she spells her name weirdly.

Kidding. It's just that I was reading this other blog where she replied to a negative review for 'New Moon'. That woman had the GALL to categorize Twilight haters, as if she knows each and every one of us individually.

Apparently, we either hate Bella, or her vision of a vampire. Well, what if I hate both? What if I just abhor her writing style? What if I think my grocery list has more literary value then what she can spew out to please her fans? What do you think of THAT Miss Meyer? Hm?

Also, it's beyond tacky for a big shot author to criticize someone on the internet who simply has an opinion. It makes me look down on her.

Alright, then I get to categorize people who actually like Twlight.

1. Stupid pre-teens.
2. People who unknowingly put themselves in Bella's shoes. (Though I'm not sure why you'd WANT to, besides the fact that a hot vampire "loves" her.)

So shut up. Not everyone likes your book. Get over it. She needs to grow up and take criticism with some grace.

This is why I should be President (alongside TS)

-BJ