I Hate Pigs

I remember something about a certain pandemic that could kill us all.

The world certainly could use some good population control right now. Lol... "swine flu." DAMN YOU MOTHER NATURE! Leave us alone! You've already cursed our cows and birds, and now you want to take away our pork, too?!

You'll get what's coming to you, Mother Nature. Like overpopulation and global warming. Oh shi--... :o

Anyways, since there's only 4 girls left on Top Model, I'll evaluate them.

Teyona: She'll obviously win. I hate that she's so perfect. I don't want yet another girl that was never in the bottom two. In fact, she's never even been close.

Aminat: I really wish she'd pull it together. I don't understand why they keep her around. I WANT to like her...

Allison: OK, so her walk needs some work, which lets me believe she won't make it to the final 2. I at least hope she gets a chance to do a Covergirl shoot. I'd LOVE to see her do the most commercial shoot of the season.

Celia: Really, really wanted her to go home over Fo. Covergirl would drop her in a heartbeat because of her age. Not that I condone that (Celia's beautiful), but I do wish they kept Fo around, despite the fact that NONE of the designers booked her.

This is why I should be President.

-BJ

I Love Papers

There's nothing like locking yourself up in a room to finish up your history paper, feeding yourself with only a chocolate McDonald's milkshake, and your only company being a puppy sleeping soundly on your bed.

Also, the air conditioning's broke, and you've got nothing interesting to write in your blog.

This is why I should be President.

-BJ

I Love Idiots

They make my job so much easier. I mean, who can watch this video and not support gay rights?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9d38EoQ9pg

I really have nothing to say about this... it speaks for itself.

-TS

I Love Ads

This level of fail totally makes up for the "Is Your Man Gay" Ad. I swear to God I saw this actually advertised on a website... today.


Oh, yes. America really is THAT hopeless.

This is why I should be President.

-BJ

I Hate My Memory

Because it sucks. I completely forgot that tomorrow is the Day of Silence. So I haven't talked to any of my teachers to get permission, and I haven't prepared myself mentally (I love to talk...). Luckily, I just went on Facebook and saw that one of my friends posted something about it, so I remembered. Now at least I won't go into the GSA meeting tomorrow with NO IDEA what's going on.

Sometimes being a senior sucks.

But not really :)

This is why I should be president (or not...?)
-TS

Christianity Hates Me

I was on the "People You May Know" thing on Facebook. I deleted a few people, and their picture went away. But when I tried to delete the icon for "I'm proud to be a Christian" and "The Bible"... they didn't:

Note that the test beside these icons is missing, but their pictures are still there.

Do you think this is god's way of telling me I'm going to hell? I mean, it is easter...

-TS

Aria-Elise

I didn't give this post a real name because it's not a real post. I'm just posting pictures of my new laptop (named Aria-Elise by Pan :) Here you go (don't ask about the washclothes...):

-TS

I Hate The Movies

You know something is wrong when they don't ask for ID at the ticket counter, though you've bought a ticket for a rated 'R' movie, but the guy who rips up your tickets later asks for it even though that's NOT part of his job, sends you to the guest service counter even though you've got a perfectly acceptable form of identification to prove that, yes, you are 17+ years old. On top of which, your friend forgets her ID at home, and now you've got to sneak an 18 year old into the movie...

WTF is wrong with America?

By the way, Rotten Tomatoes dot com, thanks for you #1, most annoying movie-goer: The Cell Phone Bitch. Emphasis on the word "bitch."

Um... fuck you. Plenty of men leave their cell phones on in the theatre. In fact, I've had MORE encounters with men leaving their phones on than with women. So I'm going to counter your sexism with more name calling. From now on, the dude that leaves his phone on in the theatre is known as "The Cell Phone Dickhead."

This is why I should be President.

-BJ

I Love Marriage

Specifically, traditional man-on-woman marriage. I watched this video on the dangers of same-sex marriage, and now I'm convinced!

http://www.nationformarriage.org/site/c.omL2KeN0LzH/b.5075663/k.A89C/Religious_Liberty.htm

I mean, it's obvious how same-sex marriage will destroy the sanctity of Britney Spears's 72-hour just-for-fun marriage.

Seriously, though, I didn't believe this video was real when I first watched it. Then, I realized that people actually think like this. So, enjoy, and don't laugh too hard at this overdramatized piece of shit.

This is why I should be president.
-TS

I Hate My School

You heard about Iowa and Vermont legalizing gay marriage, right? Well, my lovely principle Major Douchebag** decided that he needed to make up for that. So he denied our request to observe the day of silence on April 17. By our, I am referring to S.T.R.I.D.E., the GSA (even though we aren't allowed to call it that) at my school.

This isn't the first homophobic act he has committed. Last year, we had to fight like hell to even start the GSA. Major Douchebag said no, our superintendent said no, and it took a protest and an article in the Newspaper to force them to allow it. Still, they refused to let us call it a GSA, so now the club is promoting genera; "tolerance."

Another example (although he wasn't directly involved in this one): Last year, Alice* was elected to an officer position in the Fellowship of Christian Athletes (FCA). Later, she went on the radio and mentioned that she was a lesbian. Because she said this, the sponsor of the FCA stripped her of her officer position. And Major Douchebag did nothing about it, of course.

So, basically, I can't wait to go to college and get away from this condoned homophobic shit.

This is why I should be president.
-TS

*name has been changed

**D-A-V-I-D K-N-I-E-P-C-A-M-P (I think that's how you spell it...)

I Hate Music

As many of you know, Ms. Britney Spears has stirred up controversy. Again. Her new song, which, IMHO, is a tongue-in-cheek play on words, is called "If You Seek Amy." When said slurred together, it sounds like "ef-you-see-kay-me." Fuck me. I didn't notice it at first because of my habit of annunciating my 'k's. Well, parents are complaining because if children listen to this song, it will apparently rape their innocence to death. Even though if someone under the age of... let's go with 10-11, understands the meaning of the pun, they weren't that innocent to begin with. To experiment, I had my little sister listen to it to see if she'd get the pun.

Me: Did you like the song?
Sister Thing: Yes, it's catchy.
Me: Did you understand the meaning of the song?
Sister Thing: She's looking for another girl at a party.

Her childhood naivety and innocence are gone. What have I done?!?!?!

I guess what I don't understand is that why parents are so concerned about a hidden meaning that children probably wont find when there are many more demeaning songs towards women that are a lot more obvious. I'll only use examples that have played on the radio to be fair.

Chorus to Li'l Wayne's "Lollipop":
She she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
She she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
She she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
She she lick me like a lollipop
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
Ya know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
( Repeat 2x )

Chorus to Ying Yang Twins' "Saltshaker":
Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
Roll like an eighteen wheeler
That ho fine but this ho killer
She leakin, she's soakin' wet
She leakin, soakin' wet
Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)

And my personal favorite, Chorus to Eminem and Nate Dogg's "Shake That Ass":
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Oh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)
I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be giving it up.

Mmmm. Misogyny. A dish best served hot.

Now, here's the lyrics to "If You Seek Amy."
Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy

I'm going to make a new song one day, and the chorus will be something like "I walk into the bar/All the boys are just objects/My toys to play with for the night."

I'm clever as shit.

This is why I should be President.

-BJ