You know something is wrong when they don't ask for ID at the ticket counter, though you've bought a ticket for a rated 'R' movie, but the guy who rips up your tickets later asks for it even though that's NOT part of his job, sends you to the guest service counter even though you've got a perfectly acceptable form of identification to prove that, yes, you are 17+ years old. On top of which, your friend forgets her ID at home, and now you've got to sneak an 18 year old into the movie...
WTF is wrong with America?
By the way, Rotten Tomatoes dot com, thanks for you #1, most annoying movie-goer: The Cell Phone Bitch. Emphasis on the word "bitch."
Um... fuck you. Plenty of men leave their cell phones on in the theatre. In fact, I've had MORE encounters with men leaving their phones on than with women. So I'm going to counter your sexism with more name calling. From now on, the dude that leaves his phone on in the theatre is known as "The Cell Phone Dickhead."
This is why I should be President.
-BJ
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