All you women know what I'm talking about. That damn Avodart, the hot new prostate medication that is "only for men." Seriously, I've heard of sexism, but this is beyond my wildest feminist imagination. (But apparently me and a panda-spider protecting Michael Jackson from the police is not. <---Was a dream I had.)
Anyways, I was watching television, ignoring my duties as a popular political internet blogger, when SUDDENLY, I see a commercial for Avodart. At first the commercial seemed harmless enough, and I went back to slurping up shrimp ramen or doing stuff on my father's laptop. (Like watching Nostalgia Chick reviews.) When, at the end of the commercial, I clearly hear the narrator declare:
"Avodart is only for men."
OK, now my blood is seriously boiling. What wa selfish brand of prostate medicine! I mean, what the hell, Avodart? What am I supposed to do when MY prostate starts enlarging, and I can't control when I need to use the bathroom? Are you telling me that I, as a woman, just have to accept the fact that there are no prostate medicines out there for us, and that if we don't have adult diapers handy by the time our prostates enlarge, we're SOL?
Well, I say "fuck you" to Avodart and their selfish marketing.
This is why I should be President. (And obviously not a doctor. ;D)
-BJ
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