I Hate Meat

Meat is murder. Pure and simple.

Animals have every right to be alive as humans. I mean, just look at this face: Can you really, in good conscience, eat this poor cow?

Because I could! Seriously, I don't care what the freakin' animal has been through, look at this:

Animal rights activists are insanely biased. They get all prissy when I get bored with my dog and go beat it with a shovel to death, but they don't care about my parakeet. Think about it, how easy would it be for me to go out into the garage and beat poor Oliver with a shovel?

Then again, how easy would it be for me to sell him at the next yard sale for $25? Pretty easy. In fact, I could sit out in my driveway, advertise with a few signs and someone would probably drop by within an hour. Of course, I love my parakeet.

Moving on with the argument, let's talk about some of the crap PETA does. I remember watching some of their videos of what goes on inside a slaughterhouse. It's propaganda we like to call "emotional appeal". Politicians (and lobbyists like PETA) use it all the time.

I mean, it's not like a slaughterhouse is going to look like the inside of Chuck E. Cheese. Well, I can't say for certain. . . I never did find out what happens to children who disappear in the tunnels.

PETA uses red paint to symbolize blood, and then destroys public property with said blood. That's called "vandalism" kids, and it's ILLEGAL. Can we spell I-L-L-E-G-A-L? That means PETA breaks the law every time they "protest".

For the closing argument, I will once again point to the picture of the delicious burger at the top of the post. Yes, meat is murder.

Tasty, tasty murder.

This is why we should be PRESIDENT.

-TS and BJ