BJ wrote about her New Year's Resolutions, so I suppose I should write about mine. Here it goes:
1) Cut back on soda. Caffeine withdrawals SUCK!
2) Finish one of my stories (I have less motivation than BJ).
3) Stop biting my nails.
So I kind of cheated and I've already accomplished number 3... and I never said WHEN in 2009 I will accomplish 1 and 2... so I'm good the way I am for a while.
And all of this has to do with college. No, really, it does.
OK, it doesn't. You see, today I officially accepted my offer of admission to the University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign (engineering major). Why so early? Because --get this!-- I'm also enrolled at St. Louis University right now (in a dual-credit course) until January 7, so... I'm in two colleges at once!
I think it's funny.
This is why I should be president.
-TS
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Sunday, January 4, 2009
Saturday, January 3, 2009
I Hate New Years Resolutions
HA! Nabbed the first post of 2009! Suck on that, TS!
......Just kidding.....
Anyways, during my New Year's Eve celebration, I snarfed down a TON of goodies, and if I ate like that every day, I'd probably weigh at least 250 pounds by 2010. THAT'S not a healthy spike in weight. O_o
So, here are my New Years resolutions:
Cut back on beef. In the immortal words of Chik-Fil-A, "Eat mor chiken."
Also cut back on dairy.
Support better treament of dairy cows, pigs, and chickens at the slaughterhouse. For the love of all that is holy, STOP shoving growth hormones down the throats of our hamburgers!
Donate and help charities that shelter victims of domestic abuse.
Volunteer at the humane society and look for a house-broken dog in the process.
Finish 3 stories.
And I SUPPOSE I'll try to be a "better" person and all that junk. Not. Being a hypocrite is too much fun.
This is why I should be President.
-BJ
PS- I'm so excited! Barack Obama will be inaugurated on the 20th and he'll turn America into a land of magical happiness and equality. The ceremony will have rainbows and unicorns and we'll have another Progressive Era and everyone will have sparkles flying out their butts!
Happy New Year. ;P
......Just kidding.....
Anyways, during my New Year's Eve celebration, I snarfed down a TON of goodies, and if I ate like that every day, I'd probably weigh at least 250 pounds by 2010. THAT'S not a healthy spike in weight. O_o
So, here are my New Years resolutions:
Cut back on beef. In the immortal words of Chik-Fil-A, "Eat mor chiken."
Also cut back on dairy.
Support better treament of dairy cows, pigs, and chickens at the slaughterhouse. For the love of all that is holy, STOP shoving growth hormones down the throats of our hamburgers!
Donate and help charities that shelter victims of domestic abuse.
Volunteer at the humane society and look for a house-broken dog in the process.
Finish 3 stories.
And I SUPPOSE I'll try to be a "better" person and all that junk. Not. Being a hypocrite is too much fun.
This is why I should be President.
-BJ
PS- I'm so excited! Barack Obama will be inaugurated on the 20th and he'll turn America into a land of magical happiness and equality. The ceremony will have rainbows and unicorns and we'll have another Progressive Era and everyone will have sparkles flying out their butts!
Happy New Year. ;P
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