No, this is not one of those "vote for Obama because we need more hope and change". I'm saying There is hope yet that we do not have to choose between a douche and a turd. (Lol, South Park reference).
There's a chance Hillary Clinton could be Barack Obama's VP (if he's elected). Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking. It's one of these things probably:
1. WTF? You lyk Hillary CLINTON?! OMG, lol fag.
2. Um... I thought you and TS/BJ were supposed to be in office.
Well, unfortunately, TS and I cannot fix the country until 2028. But we'll totally fix it cause we're cool. Or we'll sit around drinking G33k B33r letting the Senate handle everything. I'm sure that's what Bush does...
Anyways, Hillary in office next to Barack Obama would be great. Now, why do I like Hillary Clinton?
Because she's a bitch. She won't let those mofos in the White House walk all over her. I'm pretty sure Obama doesn't know how to handle those guys, so if Clinton was his VP, at least SHE'D be the bitch walking all over him and fixing up the country.
It's no more different than the relationship between Bush and Cheney.
This is why I should be President (alongside TS, because the people running are unfit for the office right now)
-BJ
PS- Um... Perhaps after the Presidential election, me and TS'll just move to Canada. WHOA! Hold it... not Canada...
Finland. Or Switzerland.
Why You Should Vote For Us
- Morgan
- I'm an engineering student at the University of Illinois who decided a small, rural African village was a great place for a summer vacation.
2 comments:
....What on earth were you smoking?
No, that's mean, but still. This is such a different post than what you usually write. Still good, but different.
I think politics are gay. I mean you aren't 50 year old biddy's whose lives revolve around augmenting about a few selected (and very rich from the start of babies) people who get to make (and possibly screw up) large decisions for a country. We'll never get included in what they do, once their elected they rule and that's the smallest part we make and most of the time that doesn’t even work because as you can see for most Obama fans they probably just look at the color of his skin and the fact Hillary has a vagina. Politics are so boring as much as the Olympics.
Summer Olympics= polo (gay)
Winter Olympics= football (EXTREME TUFF and uber sexy sport)
So yeah, the meat blog was funny, if you're going to complain make it funny just like South Park. 2 words, African Babies (with aids). In conclusion, these 50 year olds who get elected only last 8 years and yes it would be chaotic if there was no government, but can we really turn out worse than Africa? Nah... I mean black sheep and white sheep are nearly the same right? Dictators and Bush and "fairly" elected by the people presidents, is there really a difference between them? You just know there's some rigging and unjustness goin down.
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