Lorenzo: Gosh, Angelita, I'm really turned on by your womanly curves right now.
Angelita: (takes off her bra) Wow. I feel super excited! Let's have sex!
Lorenzo: Alrighty!
(They get naked and take off all of their clothes. Both are really turned on.)
Lorenzo: Darn... I don't have a condom.
Angelita: Shucks.
(Both sigh)
Angelita: Wait! In sex ed we learned that condoms fail forty percent of the time anyway, which is close to fifty. So we might as well not use one, right?
Lorenzo: You betcha!
(Have sex. Lorenzo gets herpes. The End.)
This is why I should be president (and not a playwright)
-TS
PS: By "I Hate Abstinence," I mean "I Hate the Abstinence Only Movement"... but that was too long.
PSS: Yes, people really do talk like that. At least, if it's a rerun of Leave it to Beaver.
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