I know dissing on Paris Hilton is so three years ago, but this is different. I'm not saying I hate Paris Hilton because she's a famous whore. No, this time I hate her because she's INFILTRATING OUR MALL! BJ's mom just read in the newspaper that PH will be at our mall today, which ruins our plans of going there!!! We were going to get orange chicken and go to Rue 21, but no, the universe can't allow that. Fuck.
This is why I should be President.
-TS and BJ
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