Seriously, why must people suffer so that they can please society? For example, if your crotch itches, you've got to suck it up and wait until a bathroom break, despite the fact that there should be no problem, as long as you're not sticking your hands down your underpants. If you scratch on the outside of your pants, people shouldn't be so freaked out.
OK, that might be crossing the line, but what I really wanted to talk about was wedgies. When you're in public and you get a wedgie, you have to suffer until you think you can subtly pull it out. If it happens to everyone, why is it so shameful? Also, I know it hurts when a guy's pubic hair gets caught on the boxers, but they must also suffer until they are able to pull it off without anyone judging them.
Maybe the human race should stop being so uptight.
Also, I heard our new President lifted a ban on embryonic stem cell research or something like that. ;)
This is why I should be President.
-BJ
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You know what they say: Out of sight, out of mind. At least with finger food buffets where people probably don't always wash their hands and your not aware of that when you pick up a eggroll (I think I got that off a movie). People are so weird sometimes in what they're embarrassed about or what's a no no in public; like putting your deodorant on in a hallway. I mean, you have to go all the way to a stall or locker room to do it? What a bother, but for some reason you just don't do it. And fly's being down? What's the big deal? (Unless you’re not wearing underwear) By the way, the Imaginationland episode was way more horrible to watch than the Indiana Jones episode.
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