Monday, March 9, 2009

I Love Rush Limbaugh

No, really, I do! He says such wise things about the progressive movements that are obviously the downfall of society. His criticism of feminism has made me see the light. Before, I actually used to have ideals and beliefs that women were not treated with the same respect as men. Now, looking back, I find it to be very silly of me to ever have thought that women were ever discriminated in the workplace, frequently domestically abused (most unable to escape the situation and desert their abusive spouse? Nonsense!), or that the number of rape victims has drastically increased, even in prisons. And that the punishment for rape is one of the least severe in our society.

WTF was I thinking?! Phew, I'm so glad an intelligent man such as Rush Limbaugh showed me the way, telling me that I'm just an ugly woman trying to find my place in society! Now that I've seen the true motivation behind feminism, I no longer have ambitions to be a strong woman who puts herself through college to find a decent career. Instead, I'm going to devote my soul to the men in my life no matter what! All you FemiNazis just need to chill out and stop fighting for your rights. Take yourself and your liberal feminist agenda and GTFO! Like your silly progressive movements will ever accomplish anything in society.

This is why I should be President.

-BJ

PS- I think I just died a little inside.

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