Thursday, August 13, 2009

I Love Brad Pitt

Via MSNBC:




Partial Transcript:

"Would you serve?”

“Yeah. I’m running on the gay marriage, no
religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform,” he joked.

That comment drew a measured “OK” from Curry.

“I don’t have a
chance,” Pitt predicted.


He's right- he wouldn't stand a chance. Even with my support, he would still lose, because New Orleans is in the south, a strange place where gay marriage, no religion, and marijuana don't exist.

But what does this say about my future campaign? If Brad Pitt can't win New Orleans, can I win America?

Of course! Brad Pitt may be awesome, but he isn't me.

This is why I should be president.
-TS

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