Monday, September 1, 2008

I Hate Disney

I've finally figured it out! I've finally figured out why I lose more and more brain cells every time I watch a show on Disney!

It's the laugh track! Seriously, how annoying is it when a character makes the lamest one-liner ever and all you hear in the background is "HAHAHAHAHA". It sucks right?

Well, Let's look at all of the shows guilty of overusing the infamous Laugh Track, shall we?

Guilty:
Hannah Montana
Suite Life (I'll be honest, though, I actually like this show)
Wizards of Waverly Place
Cory in the House
That's So Raven
As the Bell Rings


Not Guilty:
Lizzie McGuire
Life With Derek
Phil of the Future

Sad, ain't it? The LT shows outnumber the Non-LT shows by two-to-one. Even more sad is the fact that the ones WITH the LT are generally more popular. Life With Derek is pretty good even though they only come out with new episodes for it once in a blue moon, whereas Hannah Montana is constantly coming out with new shit.

This is Why I Should be President

-BJ

PS- I know I don't get sappy very often, but pray for those peoples in New Orleans, will ya? Second 5 cat. hurricane in the span of 3 years. That must suck ass.

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