I've learned that it's not how long the post is when it comes to comments... It's what you say.
So, here's a list of simple things to say to motivate people to comment.
Neutral:
Twilight is the worst book I've ever read. It sucks balls.
(Insert Celebrity Name Here) is such a skank/whore/ballsucker/asshole/etc.
Girls:
On a scale of one-to-ten, how much does your period suck?
(Post a picture. Then begin to insult yourself and call yourself ugly. It's called "fishing for compliments".)
Twilight is gay.
Guys:
I would totally bang (Insert Celebrity Name Here)
I'm a chick, and I love South Park and video games. (Can be neutral, as well.)
I have huge knockers.
Abortion for the win! (Also neutral, but mostly guys say it's "wrong".)
This is why I should be President.
-TS and BJ
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