Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I Hate Tyra

Whoot! I managed to nab the 100th post! Take that, TS! Uh... j/k. I adore you. Anyways, moving onto the blog:

Fuck. Fuck, fuck fuck. Yes, Tyra. You and your panel reached a decision; a terrible one, at that. But, of course we can't send the bitch of the house home just yet. It's only the first episode, and that would make this cycle too peaceful! [/mock] So, my new thoughts on all of the girls. Now is my time to scrutinize. -devilish grin-

Jessica- "Nobody has ever told me I'm ugly." Yeah, that doesn't make you a model, sweetcheeks. Confidence will only get you so far if you can't take a picture that pleases the judges.

Kortnie-Like her a LOT more on camera, though she's a bit reminiscent of Caridee (albeit, a brunette version). Her walk's alright, and her body's slammin', so I hope she goes to final 5.

London- Surprisingly not the bitch of the cycle as I intended, but , in fact, the pacifist. She's cool enough, but I'm not too insanely attached to her.

Natalie- Barely remembered her, at ALL. Totally quiet, with a barely-there personality. Hopefully, she steps it up a notch.

Nijah- Also don't remember her much, except that her skin was gorgeous when she walked in her swimsuit. Maybe she'll step it up a bit, as well. =)

Sandra- Fuck you, bitch, gtfo, and stop terrorizing everyone else in the house. It's one thing to be confident, another to be outright mean. Seriously, I'm so sick of your fucking attitude, and I'm sure many viewers agree with me.

Tahlia- She's 18? Well, I won't get into that again, and as admirable as I feel Tahlia is, the effect of your burns goes away if you mention it every 3 seconds. (Think blind Amanda from cycle 3)

Teyona- Not as pretty on camera, but I still like her. She hasn't done anything to make me angry and her picture was decent. Definite potential in her.

Allison- Who called it?! Yup, that right, the insanely smart BJ hit the nail on the head with this one. They even called her first for a confidence boost. She is the high-fashion girl with nothing else to give, and will probably fail commercials, thus forcing the judges to send her home.

Aminat- She is very pretty, but, as the judges said, very one-note. If she can give a softer face, than I'll get more attached. Actually, looking back, she reminds me of Stacey-Ann.

Celia- Good picture, weird chin, nice enough girl, but I'm just not feeling her. Perhaps it;s just me.

Fo- A talented top model with freckles? Thank you Tyra. Can this cycle get any better? Oh yeah, if Sandra had gone home.

This is why I should be President.

-BJ

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just saw the new episode tonight!
I really dislike Sandra. It's like they always have a bag for drama so that they can fill up a extra hour of you strangling your pillow and cracking your fingers in the fist motion. Anyways, I love Mo, she's super cute. I thought I liked London, but then she just had to say "Thank you Jesus!" all over the place. And gave up her bed because she was all for Jesus, there's a couch right? Actually, when Sandra wasn't booted, my first thought was, oh so the seizure girl (forgot her name, sorry, rude I know, but I'm so not looking up her name)-was a liability.
All the other girls didn't stand out that much to me. But you just know that they'll start telling their stories and talk all the time.
I was really about to give up watching, but my friend forced me to not change the channel.
I can't believe how tough Tyra was to the pen girl, and the girl who slept at the bustop. I wanted them to be selected. Sad face.

Morgan said...

Me, too. If a girl sleeps in the bathroom of a bus station just to get to the interviews, she at least deserves a chance to make it into the house. I hope she's back in Cycle 14.

Anyways, seizure girl is Isabella. Not that it matters anymore, because she went home in favor of Sandra. -eye roll-