Thursday, September 4, 2008

I Hate This Election

Ugh, we're all sitting around, crossing our fingers for our candidate (whoever it may be) to win. It's so nerve-racking because this is the person who is going to control our COUNTRY for another 4-8 years.

As a Democrat, I am happy to report that Obama is still ahead in the polls... By five percent. That's still ahead, and a sign that this will probably be one of the closest races in history. Even closer than the 2000 election, which still pisses me off and makes me think that the electoral college is pointless shit. Just go by popular vote. Now Gore's gone insane and is yet another liberal that makes us look bad.

Like TS said, Palin isn't a bad person. Now, I don't know about her, but I just don't trust Palin. She's got this dark eerie aura looming over her... like she's waiting for her chance to... you know...

EAT ALL OF THE BABIES!!!

To some people, that might sound random. But let me clarify that it's an inside joke Democrats made to counter the "You're killing the baby by supporting abortion you baby killer!!!"

Sarah Palin is really a Democrat deep down. She's just spent too much time in Alaska.

This is why I should be Prez.

-BJ

PS- If you really don't want a certain candidate to win, wrap yourself in seaweed and chant their name. Then do this in front of a mirror and realize how much of a douche you look like.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow, YOU GUYS ARE DOUCHEBAG SHEEP/CATTLE, DOUCHEBAGS. AND YOU CALL PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO VOTE FOR DUMBASSES LIKE THAT douchebags?? The 90 YEAR OLD DICKLAUNCHER AND CRAPTASTIC WHY DON'T YOU USE CODOMS LADY are AWESOME? No. Palin sucks and you guys are obviously just sheep being herded by a sheep dog and cow's going to their trough. Obviously you guys were smart, but you’re just like the average 75 percent of this population: complete and total tards. Why do you go just go and finish the job by becoming a scientologist? Eh, I heard John Travolta did it, yeah because he did it so should you, SHEEP.